| NAME: | Aimee Elizabeth Lortskell |
| WHAT MY NAME MEANS: | Aimee means “beloved” |
| NICKNAME: | Evil Cunt |
| SCREEN/USENET NAMES: | Aimee the Magdalene (formerly Aimee the Whore) |
| BIRTHDAY: | May 1, 1972 |
| SEX: | Yes! i mean, technically female. |
| HEIGHT: | 5′6″ |
| WEIGHT: | 180 lbs. |
| HAIR LENGTH: | Short, chin length |
| HAIR COLOR: | dark auburn |
| NATURAL HAIR COLOR: | dark brown |
| EYE COLOR: | green |
| GLASSES: | yes, but i hate having them on my face, so i usually wear contacts |
| HEALTH ISSUES: | my left kidney is half-size (birth defect) and i used to have regular and painful infections until i altered my diet and started taking vitamins instead of antibiotics. |
| MEDICATIONS: | oral birth control |
| MYERS-BRIGGS: | ISTJ |
| SEXUAL ORIENTATION: | bisexual |
| ETHNIC IDENTIFICATION: | pretty damn white |
| POLITICAL IDENTIFICATION: | pinko-leftist |
| RELIGIOUS IDENTIFICATION: | none |
| LANGUAGES: | english, some french, small remnants of spanish and german |
| RESIDENCE: | i’m a homo-ner. (/beavis) |
| ANIMAL COMPANIONS: | 1 dog, 5 cats |
| TRANSPORTATION: | ’97 sunfire |
| COMPUTER: | PC, linux only |
| SO: | one husband and one cabana boy |
| CHILDREN: | none |
| SCHOOL: | none |
| OCCUPATION: | editor of Little Blue World |
| HOBBIES: | usenet, dog agility class, loafing |
| SPECIAL TALENTS: | annoying people and turning them on at the same time |
| TURNONS: | geeks, geeks, geeks |
| TURNOFFS: | people who don’t read the fucking FAQ |
| SMAE FLAVOR: | bittersweet chocolate with cinnamon toasted almonds |
| FAVORITE BOOK: | The House of Mirth by Edith Wharton |
| FAVORITE MOVIE: | Joe vs the Volcano |
| FAVORITE TV SHOW: | The Simpsons |
| FAVORITE TORI ALBUM: | Boys for Pele |
| FAVORITE QUOTES: |
I go online sometimes, but... everyone’s spelling is really bad, and it’s... depressing. — Tara from Buffy the Vampire Slayer |