Alan

Alan Binenstock

NAME: Alan Binenstock
PRONUNCIATION: as in “we don’t have it right now but it’s been in stock.”
NICKNAME: binzer
BIRTHDAY:May 13, 1964 (Not a Friday the 13th.)
HEIGHT:5′10″
WEIGHT: close to 200 lbs., which annoys me because for years I was the guy who could eat almost anything and maintain his weight at 137. Such is married life!
HAIR COLOR: dark brown with stray silver/white hairs (plus blonde hairs in my mustache)
EYE COLOR: dark brown
GLASSES: not yet, but most of my family has ‘em
HEALTH ISSUES: allergic to onions; sinus migraines
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Hetero, but I don’t hate anyone based on their orientation.
RESIDENCE: a 3-bedroom colonial in Union, NJ (no, not Union City)
COHABITANTS: my spouse of 4 years, Viv; baby due in March ‘98; spiders in basement
TRANSPORTATION: red ‘89 Pontiac Grand Am Quad 4; blue-green ‘92 Saturn SL2 (best small car in the world!); NJ Transit trains.
SCHOOL: I is a gradiate uv Rutgers Youniversitee/Newark College of Arts & Sciences. Freshman year at the New College of Hofstra University.
DEGREE: BA, English Lit
OCCUPATION: Editor, trade & consumer magazines; free-lance writer/editor; part-time car-rental agent
EMPLOYMENT HISTORY: in chrono order -- “Soap/Cosmetics/Chemical Specialties”; auto body trade association magazines; “Wizard: The Guide To Comics”; “Amazing Heroes/Amazing Heroes Interviews”; “The Big Apple Guides.” Currently looking.
AVOCATION: songwriter, poet, author of short stories, creator of sci-fi RPG
LANGUAGES: English, primarily. I studied German back in school, but forgot. I know a few Yiddish words learned from my grandfather. I know VERY little Spanish despite 14 years of desperate lessons by Viv and her family, who are all natives of Colombia.
TURNONS: I’m a guy, so just about anything sex-related ;). Actually: Viv; smart people; Anaïs Anaïs perfume; good erotica & artful porn; deep philosophical conversation; lipstick lesbians.
TURNOFFS/THINGS THAT SUCK: smoking; drugs; socio-political closed-mindedness; rap/R&B/country/disco/soul/opera/improvisational jazz; Rush Limbaugh; unsolicited advice, casinos/racetracks.
SMAE FLAVOR: vanilla coke (a soda fountain fave); empanadas; Honees honey-filled drops; grilled fresh asparagus; spumoni.
KEWL STUFF: by category....
MOVIES: anything by Ridley Scott (Alien, Black Rain, Bladerunner); Star Wars, but not the sequels; Star Trek 2, 4, 6 & Generations; Colossus: The Forbin Project; Monty Python movies; THX 1138; Pink Panther movies; Welcome to the Dollhouse; This Island Earth; Pink Floyd--The Wall; Dead Again; Duel (Spielberg TV flick w/Dennis Weaver chased by truck); Murder by Death; This Island Earth; Contact; and, like driving past a car accident, I can’t help but watch Twister every time I see it’s on.
MUSIC: --New Wave 1978-1983: The Cars, The Records, Bram Tchaikovsky, early Berlin, Ultravox, Mi-Sex; --Progressive/Classic Rock: Rush, Dream Theatre, Marillion, Yes, Emerson Lake & Palmer, Kansas, Renaissance, Pink Floyd, Alan Parsons Project; --Electronica: Kraftwerk, Synergy; --Alternative: Matthew Sweet, The Posies, dada, Tori Amos, The Verve Pipe, Alice in Chains, Stone Temple Pilots, Soundgarden, October Project; --Heavy Metal: Queensryche, Dio, Winger(?); --Orchestral: Bach, Beethoven, Mozart, Dvorak, Tchaikovsky, Orff, etc.
BOOKS/AUTHORS: all by Clive Barker, all by Toni Morrison, all by James Joyce, all by William Faulkner, all by Kurt Vonnegut, all by HP Lovecraft, all by Orson Scott Card, all by William Gibson. Other faves: sci-fi -- Greg Bear, William F. Flynn, Harry Turtledove, many Analog magazine contributors; “literature” -- modernist poetry (Robert Frost, TS Eliot, e.e. cummings, etc.), Nathaniel Hawthorne, Shakespeare. Recently, Caleb Carr’s The Alienist.
TV: Star Trek (all except DS9); X-Files; Millenium; ER; Gerry & Sylvia Anderson sci-fi shows (i.e. The Thunderbirds, UFO, Supermarionation, etc.); The Discovery Channel; anything baseball; Homicide; NYPD Blue; Animaniacs; the Ghostbusters cartoon (when Lorenzo Music did the voice of Peter Venkman); Syd & Marty Kroft’s The Bugaloos.
COMICS: The Funnies -- Patrick McDonnell’s Mutts; Dilbert; Bloom County; Calvin & Hobbes. Superhero comic books, esp.: the X-Men comics before 1990; Superboy and the Legion of Superheroes comics before Earth was destroyed; Reid Fleming, World’s Toughest Milkman comics; Madman comics; Green Lantern; Deadman; the Red Tornado; Adam Warlock.
GAMES: fantasy (Rotisserie) baseball; fantasy roleplaying games, esp. AD&D 1st edition; Marathon/Marathon2:Durandal/Marathon Infinity; SimCity; Pax Imperia. While I have never played them, I LOVED reading the rules to Call of Cthulhu and Paranoia, from the point of view of the gamemaster.
OTHER: Macintosh; Hawaii; stars & planets; art deco & depression moderne; volcanoes, tornadoes, hurricanes & earthquakes; H.R. Giger; the Internet and the WWW; beer - esp. ambers, reds, lambics, porters & stout; sea-life artist Wyland; Howard Stern (when he’s doing political commentary or deflating celebrity egos); Antonio Gaudi; Puritan magazine (XXX); Caravaggio; Analog magazine;
FAVORITE QUOTES:

In a minute there is time for decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.

— T.S. Eliot

Living and dying, we feed the fire.

— Clive Barker

In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

— read in William F. Flynn’s In the Country of the Blind, but likely is from elsewhere

Nothing matters but the weekend, from a Tuesday point of view.

— The Kings, Switchin’ to Glide

I moved ahead
Thinking you’d be there
But it changed
And now we’re strangers to our past
How did I lose you along the way

— October Project, Wall of Silence

I’ve seen that life
Touches us with pain
And we change
Becoming strangers to ourselves
Tell me what happens along the way
How did I lose you along the way

— October Project, Wall of Silence

I am the fly who dreams of the spider
The path to the web becomes deeper and wider
I dream of the silk that is tangled inside you
And know that I want to be somewhere beside you
I’m drawn to you, I’m caught in you

— October Project, Paths of Desire

When we are young
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we’re only immortal —
For a limited time.

— Rush, Dreamline

Why are we here?
Because we’re here.
Roll the bones.
Why does it happen?
Because it happens.
Roll the bones.

— Rush, Roll the Bones

I don’t believe in destiny
Or the guiding hand of fate
I don’t believe in forever
Or love as a mystical state.
I don’t believe in the stars or the planets
Or angels watching from above
But I believe there’s a ghost of chance
We can find someone to love
And make it last.

— Rush, Ghost of a Chance